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Reverend Arielle: The s(AINT) of Sexuality 1

I am the Saint of Sexuality. 

Leader of the Church of all things fetish and sexually depraved. 

Happy Fathers Day!

(Me and my Dashing Father)

A few of my favorite things: Being Pampered

I work hard in my career. I am running around constantly doing photoshoots, hosting events, making special appearances, writing shows, traveling, touring conventions, choreographing burlesque dances, going to school, performing in shows, putting together marketing for my shows, and anything else I am hired to do at the time. So I feel it is only right that I be pampered every other second of the day. Don't you agree?

If you wish to pamper Me but have not been lucky enough to book a session with Me, you may buy Me something to be pampered with off my fetish wishlist. I have been told by many of my pets that there is no greater pleasure than to bring a smile to my face. 

(The breathtaking Gene Harlow)

For those of you that wish to serve Me, let Me tell you that flattery will get you everywhere. I am a generous Goddess and love giving gifts ALMOST as much as I love receiving them.

CLICK HERE TO PAMPER ME

The origins of my porn addiction...

For as long as I can remember I've had a fixation on the taboo, which I think has lead to my obsession with pornography. Or maybe my porn obsession has lead to my love of the taboo. I sometimes try to think back to when I became so depraved, and decided this week to focus on my porn addiction. One moment in my childhood that stands out to me is when I was in late grade school or early middle school and was OBSESSED with Picasso. At the time I really wanted to be an artist and Pablo Picasso was my role model. Not only was he a great artist but he was weird (like me) and his art was weird and I greatly admired him. My family didn't have a computer back then so I took up most of my time reading books. I remember one particular book I checked out from the library called "Portrait of Picasso As a Young Man: An Interpretive Biography". The book itself was very interesting but what shocked me was the pictures! Since I was a kid, all I had ever seen of Picasso was his cubism work in my art classes. This book had EVERYTHING, from his smallest sketch to his nude self portraits to his most famous paintings. Unfortunatly I was unable to find a lot of the pictures that influenced me from the book online because they are so obscure. But out of what I DID find these are the two pictures that stood out to me the most:
 

(Self-Portrait of Picasso receiving fellatio from a french prostitute)

(Sketch by Picasso of a woman being fucked by a squid. This was my first introduction to "Tentacle Sex") 

I remember at first I was disgusted. I couldn't believe that my role model had been such a disgusting pervert! In the book it seemed as if Picasso didn't care about art at all and only went to France so that he could have unlimited sex with the prostitutes he used as models. On the other hand I also couldn't put the book down. I looked at the photos over and over, I couldn't keep away! The photos were so disturbing and yet so exciting. It wasn't that I was immature. I was used to looking at art books with nudity. Even Sister Wendy's Art books have nudity and she's a nun! But I had never seen actual sex acts in art and that is what had me so fascinated. And not just regular sex but finger fucking, oral sex, orgies, tentacle sex, the list goes on and on. So even from an early age I had discovered atypical sex. Therefore it was only destined that I would grow up to be not only a porn addict but a fetishist as well!

Batman or spiderman?~CountessPup

BATMAN! Spiderman is a loooooooooooooooooooooser!

Ask me anything

Would you prefer to be called 'cute', 'hot' or 'sexy'?~CountessPup

I think cute. Being called cute implies that someone thinks you are precious. I like that better than being thought of as a piece of meat.

Ask me anything

RECIPE: Tom Arnold

The other night at a Classy Cookout I had, I invented a new drink. See the problem was that we were trying to figure out a classy summer drink to serve at this Classy Cookout (basically a fancy BBQ). My friend suggested that we make "Arnold Palmer" cocktails and that she would bring over the Iced Tea Vodka and lemonade. I already had Arnold Palmer cocktail drink mix so I told her to just bring regular vodka. Since she was going to bring regular vodka I also decided to pick up some Tom Collins mix for my Fiancé (it's his favorite drink) and anyone there who might not like iced tea. It was classy and refreshing so I figured it would fit the theme as well. Unfortunately my friend had misread my text and still brought iced tea vodka. I figured that mixing Arnold Palmer mix and the iced tea vodka would be too strong and the only thing I had close to lemonade was the Tom Collins mix. So I had the bright idea to mix the two together...and so the "Tom Arnold" was born! :D

RECIPE: 
Mix 1-1/2oz Iced Tea Vodka. 
3oz Tom Collins cocktail mix. 
Add club soda. 
Garnish with a lemon slice! 

My show with Faderhead!

(Flier for the show)

I had the supreme pleasure of doing a show with Faderhead this month. Any of you that had been in a goth/industrial club recently have heard Faderhead. THEY ARE AWESOME. So we were all really excited to hear that Quorum was bringing them all the way from Europe to Cincinnati to do a show with us! On top of that, The Sisters of the Sacred Flesh would also be hosting the after party for the band at our new Dungeon!

The show we performed as we opened for Faderhead was brilliant....for a show that was written and performed 5 minutes later. I'd like to see any other troupe try to do that! The scenario we picked was one that me and Devlynn love to do in photoshoots but hadn't yet brought to the stage. It was a Mommy Dearest fetish fantasy with me as the little girl and Devlynn as Mommy Dearest. I won't spoil too much of it in case you haven't seen the show yet, but I will say it was brilliant enough to get us banned from performing at the 20th Century theater ever again. Take that Jim Morrison! :D

And thats not to mention the after party! 

(Me looking quite creepy in red light)

(Kissing Mistress Devlynn's shoes)

(Whatcha doin' Mommy?)

(I wanna do what Mommy does!)

(I should have learned not to tease her by now)

(Being punished in front of hundreds of people. How exciting!)