We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of My favorite bra. It was a black Miraculous bra from Victoria's Secret. It cost $50 and made My tits look awesome. Unfortunately this morning My chihuahua/english bulldog mix Abbott chewed My bra in half.
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| (Warning: This image may be disturbing to some bra lovers.) |
But let us not dwell on this bras tragic end. Let us instead try to remember the good times we've had together.
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| (Me and My tits hanging out with Morbid Spice) |
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| (My tits and I enjoy a cigarette and a nice cold Coka Cola) |
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| (My breasts looking spectacular at the Time Travelers Ball) |
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| (Me and My boobs relaxing after My photoshoot with the Nylon Punx) |
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| (The Miraculous bra made My tits look divine!) |
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| (Needless to say...Miraculous bra, you will be missed) |
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