Why does everyone want to piss me off?

(My picture which was taken about four years ago)

(The new picture by the same photog put up on a paysite recently)

(My picture which was taken almost four years ago)

(New picture by the same photographer that was posted to a paysite recently)

I don't give two shits that it was the same photographer, or that they were taken several years apart. If you're going to re-create My images with another model to make money, you can at least have the decency to ask (and do a good job). My heart is totally broken. This is such a slap to the face.

Fuck Off!

FUCK OFF YAH WANKER!

A Farewell to Miraculous Tits. T_T

We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of My favorite bra. It was a black Miraculous bra from Victoria's Secret. It cost $50 and made My tits look awesome. Unfortunately this morning My chihuahua/english bulldog mix Abbott chewed My bra in half. 

(Warning: This image may be disturbing to some bra lovers.)

But let us not dwell on this bras tragic end. Let us instead try to remember the good times we've had together. 

(Me and My tits hanging out with Morbid Spice)

(My tits and I enjoy a cigarette and a nice cold Coka Cola)

(My breasts looking spectacular at the Time Travelers Ball)

(Me and My boobs relaxing after My photoshoot with the Nylon Punx)

(The Miraculous bra made My tits look divine!)

(Needless to say...Miraculous bra, you will be missed)

Good Enough To Eat!

I decided not to punish you all for the actions of one or two jealous fools who are a little report happy. So for those of you that do like to see Me naked (or at least mostly naked) here are a few pics from My first venture into the world of liquid latex! I'm so glad that I got to share it with the girl of My dreams. The lovely Casino Suicide. Photos shot by Bill Sylvester. Makeup and latex by CarlyMakeup.

You don't want to run into me in a dark alley!

(Or maybe you do. lol)